I have to be honest: I wet my pants from laughing so hard when I read today’s topic/prompt: How I’d Fare in a zombie Apocalypse.
Pretty damn good, if I do say so.
First of all, I can shoot a gun, and I can move faster than a zombie so I’d be able to shoot their heads of before they got to me.
Second, I’m already a hermit and I live in the woods. My surrounding property would be boobytrapped so that any of the zombies stomping toward the light in my house would snap the trip wires and **BLAM** no more zombie.
Third, I’m smart. Scary smart. Zombies are…not.
Last, I’m a devotee of the Lara Croft school of defense.
Them zombies don’t stand a chance.
Let’s see what some of the other writers in this challenge think: L&SR
Until next time, zombie fighters ~ Peg
Hey, know what? My newest book released today!!!!!! Help me celebrate – and my celebrate I mean buy a copy ( heehee)
VANILLA WITH A TWIST is part of the One Scoop or Two summer series from the Wild Rose Press. All the books are stand-alones and involve ice cream in some way.
Tandy Blakemore spends her days running her New England ice cream parlor, single-parenting her teenage son, and trying to keep her head above financial water. No easy feat when the shop’s machinery is aging and her son is thinking about college. Tandy hasn’t had a day off in a decade and wonders if she’ll ever be able to live a worry-free life.
Engineer Deacon Withers is on an enforced vacation in the tiny seaside town of Beacher’s Cove. Overworked, stressed, and lonely, he walks into Tandy’s shop for a midday ice cream cone and gets embroiled in helping her fix a broken piece of equipment.
Can the budding friendship that follows lead to something everlasting?
Get your copy here:
Amazon https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0868XXYQC
Nook https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vanilla-with-a-twist-peggy-jaeger/1136710329?ean=294016268787
Applebooks https://books.apple.com/us/book/vanilla-with-a-twist/id1505095515
I think we always forget that while zombies are scarier, we’re infinitely smarter. Makes me feel better about my apparently 50/50 chance that quiz the others are sharing gave me! XD
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Congrats on the release. Authors do tend to make good hermits. 🙂
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Nice! Good for you.
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Yay for release day! Congrats! I can’t say the same about me during an apocalypse. Maybe once I get over my initial deer in the headlights stare, I might be able to pick up a weapon and blow some brains out.
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Yay to another survivor, Peg! Happy Release Day, too! 🙂
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Living in the woods sounds like a good place to be! The cities would be overrun, you’ll be fine! 🙂 Happy Release Day!
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Sounds like your ready for bear or any other thing that comes your way. https://pmprescott.blogspot.com/2020/05/wc-052020.html
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Happy release day, Peggy. You’ve got the zombie thing covered. I’m taking notes.
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Gina – hahah. thank you!!!
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Yep, it sounds like you’re ready. “Lara Croft School of Self-Defense” indeed.
My answer is here.
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Love it!
This was such a funny topic. I think we all had fun with this one.
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