I love lists and top 10 lists – like Letterman’s – are my favorites. Here are the things my impulse control issues could have done without giving a voice to:
- That’s not really your natural hair color, is it?
- You can’t raise someone else’s kids, but someone should volunteer to raise yours.
- Nosey, much?
- When was the actual last time you washed your hair?
- That color does nothing for you sallow complexion.
- Oh yeah… a diet that includes French fries and beer and you can’t figure out why you can’t lose weight? Really?
- Stupid, much?
- The last time I looked, stupid and ignorant weren’t things to be proud of.
- Did I just say that out loud? Shit.
- ….and the absolute worst thing I ever said to someone: You went to an actual school to learn how to do that? Really? They pay someone to teach that?
I’ll leave it to your imaginations to figure out what I was referring to. ( LOL)
Ever say something you wish you’d said in a nicer, better way? Let’s discuss….
Peggy Jaeger, Author 
I’ve always been painfully honest and it doesn’t faze me when others are the same. I have four sisters. Sensitivity is only given to the baby sister. We call her spoiled brat. However, when I blurt out my brand of honesty, I find it’s getting easier to get away with. I’m old. People figure I’m slipping into dementia, like Sophia on The Golden Girls. Talk about liberating!
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Sandra – hahahahahah! Well, I don’t have a good enough excuse because I’m an only child and, truthfully, I should know better, but the older I get the less time I have for people to get to the point…hence, the impulse control issues!
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